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Skeleton Meat Platter (Halloween Centerpiece!)

The finished, impressive, and spooky Skeleton Meat Platter being served as the centerpiece of a fun and sophisticated Halloween party.

An elaborate and spooky ‘Skeleton Meat Platter,’ perfect as the centerpiece for a Halloween party. This creative appetizer features a ‘skeleton’ constructed from various meats and a cheese ball. The ‘head’ is a savory cheese ball made from a bacon, cheddar, and cream cheese mixture, which is then molded into a skull shape and wrapped in prosciutto. The ‘body’ is cleverly assembled on a large platter using a grilled red pepper for a ‘heart,’ cooked baby back ribs for the ‘rib cage,’ and a grilled coiled sausage for the ‘intestines,’ all surrounded by a bed of pulled pork.

Ingredients

  • For the Skeleton Head:
  • 4 strips thick-cut bacon, chopped
  • Three 8-ounce packages cream cheese, at room temperature
  • One 8-ounce bag shredded Cheddar
  • 4 scallions, thinly sliced
  • Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
  • 8 ounces thinly sliced prosciutto
  • 1 pimento-stuffed green olive, cut in half
  • For the Skeleton Body:
  • 1 medium red bell pepper
  • 2 pounds coiled hot Italian sausage
  • 1 full rack cooked ribs, cut in half
  • 2 pounds cooked pulled pork
  • Sliced baguette and assorted crackers, for serving

Instructions

  1. Make the Skeleton Head: In a medium skillet, cook the chopped bacon until crispy. Transfer it to a paper towel-lined plate.
  2. In a large bowl, combine the room-temperature cream cheese, shredded Cheddar, scallions, and cooked bacon. Season with salt and pepper and mix until fully incorporated.
  3. On a piece of parchment paper, mold the cheese mixture with your hands into the shape of a skull. Wrap the entire ‘head’ in the sliced prosciutto.
  4. Make two divots for the eyes and press the olive halves into them. Pinch the prosciutto to create a nose and an indent for a mouth. Refrigerate the head for about 20 minutes to firm up.
  5. Prepare the Body Parts: Prepare a grill or grill pan for medium-high heat.
  6. Grill the whole red bell pepper for about 10 minutes, rotating, until charred on all sides. Let it cool, then cut it open to form one long piece.
  7. Grill the sausage coil for 10 to 12 minutes, flipping halfway through, until completely cooked through.
  8. Assemble the Platter: Position the chilled skeleton cheese head at the top of a large board or platter.
  9. Place the grilled red pepper directly underneath the head and fold it to resemble a heart.
  10. Arrange the rib racks around the ‘heart’ on each side, with the bones curving up to look like a rib cage.
  11. Position the cooked sausage coil under the rib cage to look like intestines.
  12. Fill the empty space around the skeleton with the pulled pork.
  13. Refrigerate the entire platter until ready to serve with sliced baguette and crackers.

Notes

  • This is an impressive, showstopper appetizer platter that is perfect for a large Halloween party.
  • Using pre-cooked ribs and pulled pork are key time-saving shortcuts for this elaborate-looking dish.
  • The cheese ball ‘head’ needs to be chilled for at least 20 minutes to firm up, so it can be made ahead of time.